Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Day II: The Less Better of Times

If you guys were like me, you were fucking amped when the COP decided to go with Sharepoint. After all, with Sharepoint we not only gain the privilege of sending a check to Microsoft for the right to use the software, but we also need an army of technicians (presumably ones in sweatervests as my tuition dollars should provide no less) to wrangle the thing into, y'know functioning. And look at what else Sharepoint does, it allows us to see a schedule of how our day is going to play out every day! And we all know there's no other way to do that! Provided you can navigate the utterly broken link section you could even access Lexi-Comp -- another function unique to Sharepoint.

Now even though you're going to be a healthcare professional, you should realize that you're now just "gestating" and in your infancy we have Sharepoint to help you along with clinical pearls such as "cover your hand when you cough" and, presumably, "don't eat yellow snow."

Now some of you anti-tech fascists out there may say "Manco, but didn't we do all of those things before Sharepoint?" Well I have to point out that before you didn't have a way to be e-mailed for schedule changes that is in no way dysfunctional and definitely doesn't spam you into oblivion.

Sorry folks, I just tell it like it is

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Figure 1.1: Telling it like it is

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