Outsourcing

I’ve noticed a recent trend within the COP with outsourcing. You may think that I’m referring to the fact that the Medicinal Chemistry faculty looks like a UN delegation – but I’m not. As long as they can communicate effectively I don’t care. Who knew that proper English would apparently be a secondary skill for a teacher in ‘Merica (I’m looking at you, Dr. Jipper). No, with outsourcing I’m actually referring to the fact that students are asked to do things that otherwise I wouldn’t expect to do.

The best example by far is how we’re apparently in charge of teaching our own selves pharmacokinetics as well as therapeutics. The oddest example by far is how apparently we’re in charge of keeping our own grades for Dr. Shine.


"130% bitches!"

But by far the most offensive specimen is the fact that we’re apparently supposed to inspect questions for even being in the realm of validity. Someone at the question factory is asleep at the switch? Orrrrr Granny P wasn’t even looking at what she assigned us to read and was writing questions off the top of her head. See: the ibuprofen dosing question where apparently even though the book says “THOU SHALT DOSE IT ACCORDING TO [A],” it is appropriate for the question referring to this to only have choices [B], [C], and [D]. Apparently the fact that the professor and her book agree is a novel one? When she told us she was going to have a glance at this book that all of our daily readings come from I was floored. Mouth agape, I thought Comrade Whitesell and Martin might have to start a ‘swear tally.’

Even better is the question where Comrade Roper stepped up to the plate today. Does dementia cause osteoporosis?


I’ll give you a sec to stew over it

Hell the fuck no it doesn’t!

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