The Therapeutics Rundown

In case you haven't noticed, I haven't been bloigging for the past week ago because I'm particularly uninspired by the theme of "same shit, new building" that has pervaded the first block. No matter the address and no matter how much you study, the fact remains that you'll always have the "Dr. X can't right questions," "Dr. Y buries me with menial shit to do," and "Dr. Z can't speak english" -- see what I did there?

But tomorrow is going to be painful and the perspective is really a mixed bag. Given how many quizzes and case studies we've done by now you'd think we'd finally know how to read a Granny P question -- as it turns out we don't.


Figure 1.1: My reaction to every case study
You'd also think that by now she'd have learned to stop fucking making up medical abbreviations. I went up to her following lecture and literally asked "If I see one that looks foreign, are you going to help a brother out?" I've been assured that she won't get too fancy -- which begs the question "Why would you ever make them up in the first goddamn place?" This is logically followed by "Why would you ever 'intentionally' write shitty questions?" and then by "Why did you make memorizing screening recommendations an objective and then tell us the day before the exam that they aren't important?" Therefore


"Therefore: fuck you." You heard it here first

The night before the therapeutics exam: it's time to turn on the V-Tec.



Awesome related to how I feel going into this block, hint: I'm the baby: