Don't waste my time, Anne

So yesterday I mentioned to my preceptor about how silly it is that we have to pay for our CRAPPE, and he and another Rph concurred that it is beyond a little silly. $3200 * 130 = $416,000. This isn’t even accounting for the fact that out of state ‘tards (who I lovingly refer to as “imported tards”) pay double for their rotation. This rotation alone is enough to pay for: the salary of the three individuals over the class, and still have enough left over for a few pimpin’ windows on the new pharmacy building (srsly, the whole thing is covered). I’ll be the first to admit that when Dean Roberts was talking about the money evaporating for the new building during his last convocation, I wanted to stand up and ask “How has the skyrocketing price of pimpin’ windows affected building plans?”

So today I got to do the silly surveys associated with the CRAPPE, and among the suggestions was “order the assignments in…I don’t know…chronological order?” Because only at UKCOP is it acceptable to order assignments 2, 9, 10, 11, 6, 7, 3, 4, 12, 4 again, 5a, 5b, and then assignment 1. Whose idea was this? Did they order them with a fucking Ouija board? If they really cared about improving the CRAPPE, they’d find enough things through careful self-inspection – in other words, don’t waste my time, Anne.

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