What did I do?

As soon as I walked through the door of my apartment, I heard talking heads on CNN debating as to whether to lower the drinking age...

HEY!

I spent all that time aging for you lower the bar when I get here? Did something I've done in the whole 14 days that I've been of-age convince you that young adults can act responsibly? Let me answer that: hells no it did not

Oh well, no biggy I guess. Everyone knows that the drinking age was set at 21 for the sole purpose of barring me from trivia night with the COP. When it just happens to roll up to 22 in the coming months you'll know what happened.

To keep things interesting for a while, I'm going to post items in a series of "5 items to purchase to make the cashier WTF":

1) Butcher knife
2) Cleaning materials
3) Burlap bag
4) A condom
5) Duct tape
Miscellaneous: Ask her to help you carry it out to your car.


Awesome:

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