Whatthehellzepam

So finally the Michael Jackson thing (which I realize most of you stopped caring about long ago) finally reached the golden pot at the end of the rainbow. They now have a log of the drugs administered to Jacko including doses and times. Here's the list for those of you who wish to indulge:

@ 01:30— 10 mg diazepam

@ 02:00— 2 mg lorazepam

@ 03:00 2 mg midazolam

@ 05:00 2-mg lorazepam

@ 07:30 2 mg midazolam

@ 10:40 25 mg propofol

@ 10:50 Murray takes a leak

@ 10:52 Murray returns to find that Jackson is not breathing (presumably said "Who could imagine that?")

What the hell? Why didn't he just give him Stopbreathingzepam? I mean, have you seen Michael Jackson? He's scary skinny -- like malnourished skinny. And I don't care how tolerant somebody is, thats some rock-your-world doses of benzos. Also, you have to love that he couldn't go take a whiz before he gives him the drug that is only used when you're surrounded by a surgical team and a ventilator -- nope, couldn't pull it off. Ten minutes into administering "Milk of Amnesia" he had to go wee-wee and then presumably returned just in time to do CPR incorrectly. Yay.

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