Fiscal Responsibility

For those of you who haven't had lab this week, they told one lab group yesterday that we were only going to use one syringe per compound "to save money," and another lab group that it was being done to "be a little more like the real world." Firstly, I was under the impression was as real as real gets, and now they're befuddling my dumb cracker mind by telling me it's going to get even real-er than before?


"I didn't think it could get any realer!"
While lab getting real-er is tremendously shocking, it's even more shocking that our school has newfound fiscal responsibility after building a "freakin' palace" for us to have class in. Well, they kinda have fiscal responsibility. When students asked for "occupied" signs for the study rooms (technology normally so sophisticated that it's normally applied to outhouses and the "champagne room" at your local "gentlemen's club"), the COP replied that they'd just order new doors. Like 20-some goddamn shiny new doors. Y'know, for the rooms with the $4000 plasma HDTVs in them.

Hope you don't waste too many nickle syringes and three-penny-latex gloves! We're on a budget, people!

My budget friendly solution was to let Comrade Whitesell keep eating gas station cuisine for the next week and then let him "defrost" every frosted piece of glass in a three mile radius.

Awesome: