The "Real" Guide to 'Peutics

Want in on a little secret? That other guide I posted for all of the pharmtards to partake in is a sham. That's right, I'm posting the real thing here to reward my loyal readers with the secrets to how to survive the therapeutics exam.

Panacea Number One


No, it isn't a Walkman!
That's right - TENS unit, motherfucker. Some so called "scientists" may say that the efficacy this device is actually the same even if it doesn't have working batteries in it, but they don't see that that's the beauty of it! It's like your back is too distracted by the awesomeness to experience pain or something. I'm halfway surprised we didn't become acquainted with this device last semester in the ED section -- you could just scare your penis into functioning.

Panacea Number Two


"MIDAZOLAM, BITCHES"


"YOU PROLLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY VALIUM OR SOME BULLSHIT!"


"VALIUM? WHO USES THAT SHIT ANYWAY?"


"Well, actually..."


"Nevermind..."
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