HEADSHOT.

My day was made by 8 AM, how bout you?

On the shuttle ride from the K –Lot I had a conversation about Room B (and the horrors therein). I had room D, so that means I passed.

Anyway: conversation on the shuttle. Here are the highlights:

”Yeah, there’s a real small gray area of people who are smart enough to make it to PY4 and stupid enough to waste their time failing our asses on the SPE”

”Yeah, I mean what a shithead. I know that many people didn’t fudge the __________.”

”Who is petty and anal enough to go out of their way to fail our stupid asses – we’ve got enough problems”

And when the shuttle reaches its stop on Veterans lo and behold the grader from room B stands up to get off the shuttle -– may have heard every word. Thank goodness I took the precaution of wearing my nametag in plain view just so she knows exactly who was ripping her a new one.


My face when I realized I was inadvertently breaking her balls in the fourth degree
BTW, this isn’t the first offense for said PY4 either. Yeah, remember when we had to copy lung exam results word-for-word out of a textbook and turn that in? She was giving groups scores as low as 24/40 for copying words out of a book. How do you assign a grade to that? How can you suck at copying words out of a book???? That’s not even being anal anymore. That’s beyond being stupid – you’re just a big ol’ douchecunt at that point. Thank goodness the other PY4 came in with the save.

One more quicky – someone (multiple people, no doubt) in the dreaded room B had to do their BP a third time because the grader didn’t hear it and even admitted to it being their fault…but then as a result the PY2 didn’t get an opportunity to say some key stuff to the patient. My response would have been “Guess that’s your fault, give me the goddamn card.”

Awesome:


[Portions of this post have been edited out or censored because Mandy actually took the time to warn us about not talking about the SPE]