The round-up

I can see where I went wrong in studying for Endo. See, silly me studied for the exam as it related to pharmacy. You see the problem here? Based on this logic not only would we knock out three quarters of the first year curriculum, but it leaves the perfect opportunity for L_______ to gore my GPA like a raging bull. I came out of the multiple choice reasonably beat up and I did the "I'll just come back to this one later" with the first short answer question...and then the second...and then the rest of them.


SHIT!
My aspirations on an exam should never be to "just put points on the board"; no one wants to be the Cleveland Browns of the COP. To be frank: When the hell would an Rph ever schedule an eight day fertility treatment for a patient? Or here's a better one: when would you ever evaluate one for appropriateness? After I got out of there and checked the notes for what she actually wanted, I decided that if one were to actually implement what I put on the exam, they may turn the patient into a wolfman. I mean why would she ever think that's a good idea for a question worth that many points? This is like those shitty products you see on TV and think "Man, you'd think they would test this on a group of people before marketing it." I wouldn't object to doing our exams that way -- take one of us aside and try this stupid test on them before hammering all 130 of us across the face with it.


Nope, killed another one. Better write a new exam
I said it in a previous blog and it was really a joke then, but now it should be the new Endocrine mantra:

They mathematically can't fail us all.

I don't know if you were freaking out like me before the law exam, but there were brief moments when I sincerely had no clue what he was going to ask on this test.

"Who makes coffee every morning at the Board of Pharmacy?"

Uh oh...

"How many blue shirts do I have in my closet?"

52?

If the COP had their way there'd be no way for me to find an office big enough to fit all of my pseudo-qualifications in.

PharmD, MD, OB-GYN, BCPS, JD, Board Certified Dermatologist, PIC, HBIC, and Chief Oompa Loompa at Willy Wonka's suppository factory

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