Great Moments in Being Dicked Over (Part I)

A PY1 pointed out to me that I've written next to nothing about the PY1 experience and I'm assuming a lot of them may be using this blog as a barometer for their PY2 experience -- so I've decided to do a series of blogs on "Great Moments in Being Dicked Over" that hark back to PY1 or anything I haven't previously written about.

Remember that guy we had for Biochem II that didn't have umlauts in his name? What a dandy of a final he gave, eh? For those of you playing along at home who are unfamiliar, I'll elaborate: He told us for the entire duration of the last block of material (4 weeks) that we would (and I'm quoting) "be fine if [we] just studied the old exams and the questions given to us in class." Now if you're like me you too thought that a professor advocating that you hardly study is a lot like Scruff McGruff advocating that you rob a 7-11.


And when you see blue lights flashing, STASH THE DOPE!

So I followed his advice and even put all of his questions in powerpoint/flashcard form -- memorized all 60 some of them only to be given an exam with freshly written questions. FML

I was reminded of this because Big Shot Bob (please tell me you've figured out who this one is) let the cat out of the bag on Thursday that he doesn't write his own exam questions -- someone who presumably doesn't attend writes them. Well I guess now would be a good time to get rid of that voodoo doll that has the perfectly groomed mustache.

Awesome: