How to fail your SPE

1. Open the interview by kicking open the door and saying


"I HEARD SOME LUCKY LADY'S BEEN
TAKING BIRTH CONTROL"
Bonus: Disheveled white coat and hair askew.

2. Bring along a friend and tag in and tag out on the different exams. (Gogo gadget Atchison!)

3. Anytime your patient winces in response to palpation mutter "Oh yeah, you like that?" (Yeah, you're a dirty fake patient, aren't ya?)

4. Fail to complete the leg exam because you got so distracted by the smoothness of your patient's legs. (Bonus: this actually has happened before)

5. Chloroform your grader and fill out the sheet yourself -- they'll wake up in 20 minutes and assume its correct, right?


SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Awesome:


Fuckin' love this guy