Trivia Night Part Uno

Trivia Night was my first experience with Two Keys, and I have to say I wasn't impressed. I ordered a White Russian to find out they had no cream, a classic Martini (read as: with Gin) to find out they had no dry vermouth, and when I ordered a $6 glass of Wild Turkey I got a cup full of ice that had been lightly lubricated with what appeared to be whiskey. When you order a glass of Wild Turkey on the rocks you aren't really in it for the ice -- you want some damn drank. Hell, another dollar and I could have got a whole pitcher of beer instead of ice that smells like whiskey.

But that wasn't all of the intrigue for the night. Within 5 minutes of me getting there I was being egged on by a jubilant Dr. J who informed me "I'm getting the microphone in your hand tonight and you're doing your Jurgen voice." Umm okay I guess? So I told her I would do it and then on cue. ON CUE... Jurgen walks in 5 minutes later.


WHY DID I SAY I WOULD DO THAT?
Well shit. So I decided to take Dr. J's advice and "drink up, because this is gonna happen." I'll keep that in context, too: the Jurgen thing you perv. The end result was me announcing one of the answers in an overall pretty inglorious impression (I do it better sober, 70 people who were at Two Keys) but the kicker is that Jurgen was within 20 feet of me -- he kinda looked up at some point but was completely unphased. It was the most mixed of reactions ever because you could tell half the Tavern got it and the other half were just confused, Jurgen himself was oblivious to the whole thing, and I got high fives from a fair amount of faculty -- WEIRD.

More on Trivia Night tomorrow (you don't want to miss it)

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