Lines in the sand

Sometimes Uncle Ralph can be nails on a chalkboard for me. I.e. there were probably 6 times this morning that he said that hospital pharmacies are the only pharmacies allowed to dispense professional samples. Nope. And he’s constantly going back on things, changing them, conflicting with the other profs, etc. When is he going to ‘fess up to fudging up his description of NDCs the other day? I guess he’s hoping we forget?

More nails on a chalkboard: L_______ said it again today. “When you all are actually prescribing.” *sigh* If she actually truly believed we were doctors I suppose it would go a long way toward explaining her test questions

And somehow I’ve been confused by the collective pharmtard sense of humor today. I’ve poked fun at a lot of things through my statuses: incontinence, alcohol, toxic megacolon, Dr. P being a creature of the wild, rectal rockets, defecation, meowting points, and I'm pretty sure I said something about taking a dump in Dr. N's chimney…but today I made a toenail joke


AND THAT’S WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE
Tomorrow I’ll be sure to post Pokey’s adventures rescucitating another Chevy.

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