Making Papa Joe Proud

Do you know what it is to "F___" a debate? Do you remember how Papa Joe extinguished our pharmtardy cries of dissent during the last exam review? "I'm not here to debate the law, I'm just here to tell you the answers." Holy shit that's brazen. I'm surprised we didn't have to widen the doors so he could fit 'nads that big in the room.

I really want to take this and apply it to debating exam questions with other professors (something I've yet to do). Could you imagine me sitting in Porter's office saying "Look Todd, I'm not here to debate glucocorticoids with you -- I'm here to tell you how it is."


Get the hell out of my office, fatass!
Other great uses of "F___ing the debate"?

"Look officer, I'm not here to prove my sobriety..."

I'm probably going to be posting awesome stand-up comedy all week.

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