Market Analysis & Dead Week

Analysis. From the latin for...ass death, I guess? Anyway, we need some market ass death for the pharmacist job market. Papa Joe gave us a little tease the other day and then told us to "just ask the fourth years." Well, I would -- but they're scattered in the wind across the goddamn state. That's not a stab at Papa Joe either -- someone should really be keeping us up on these things, and at least he's grabbing the wheel to some extent. That's as opposed to the rest of the COP who seem to be content with just being derelict of duty when it comes to keeping us afloat of our coming work environment.

Also, when Dr. Pauly let out his little funny about dead week this morning I silently checked that one off my list of funnies for this entry. But seriously though, dead week is the biggest joke of a concept ever when it comes to actually lightening our load. The net result appears to be that I just get burned out two weeks before finals instead of one. To be fair though, it's better than the alternative of falling into it all next week...but at Pikeville we actually had professors who just let semi-dead week be semi-dead week and didn't wee all over the thing by just stacking all the tests and assignments they would have given up to the week before. I suppose the primary offender here is the guy blatantly giving us two quizzes in one week *coughcough* ManBearProfessor *coughcough*.


He's half man, half bear, half professor

Oh well, at least Papa Joe's got no more bullets left in the chamber.

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