Superlatives Part I -- Papa Joe

As the beginning of the semester nears I though it'd be a cool idea to hand out some professor superlatives, so I'll be doing this type of entry probably off and on through the next week depending on the reception. The first entry in the series is Papa Joe, who has takes home a couple of my superlatives.

Most likely to scare me to death with random yellow papers

You know he reveled in this one. Hell, he even went so far as to give us a little tease with a handoff of the yellow stack to Uncle Ralph one morning. Then he made his handouts (GASP!) yellow just to see you squirm more. As if you didn't feel like a rat in a cage enough (Smashing Pumpkins quote: +1) he spent the rest of the quizzes changing the color. You're now traumatized by light blue, yellow, and lime green. Oh, and if you wondered if he e-mailed you if you got a zero on a quiz: oh yeah, he totally does >:(

Most likely to be on every committee ever

"When I was up in Philadelphia, I was on the board of pharmacists of Delaware" -- Huh? Hey guy, you were on a board of pharmacy for a state you weren't in? Board of Nurse Anesthetists? APhA Ethics Board? What else is there he hasn't told us about? The International Board of Blue Shirts? The Kentucky Mustache Panel (chaired by Big Shot Bob)? What does this guy's CV look like?


Oh, it's in there?

Awesome: