You know it as well as I do. I think Dr. L does everything besides teach Law, Lab, and sweep the floors at night. Today she let loose that she talks to high school and grade school students about drugs? Jack of all trades and master of none (depending on your perspective I suppose).
Least likely to use analogies that make sense
"Cocaine is y'know, a lot like running through a field with tall grass in it...y'know, the grass lays down and doesn't come back." Yeah? Well the slide your on shows cocaine-free addicts at 100 days and last time I checked I mowed my lawn every 7. This made absolutely no sense, and I don't know why she ever attempts to use an analogy. As a matter of fact, her analogies are like ipecac, the more I get of them the more I want to vomit.
See what I did there?
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Most likely to answer a question with a restatement of the question
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