Blog entries: Limit two per reader

Its rare that I find a marketing ploy so cheap that its worth posting here (hence, I've never posted about one before). But if you've been to a Cheddar's recently you may have noticed the "Cheddar's Painkiller," which honestly sounds like something you'd drink before waking up in a bathtub filled with ice, missing a kidney. Okay, not really -- as far as I can tell its just a fruity-ass drink that masquerading as something harder than it really is...unlike the mangotini which is all-man all the time, right?

But the real slap in the face with the Cheddar's Painkiller is that its the only drink in their lineup that comes with the tagline "Limit two per customer," which is kind of a macho-ish dare to anyone ordering a drink. I myself didn't order the Painkiller, but Comrade Whitesell can attest that it is, in fact, nothing special. The Hurricane on the other hand is pretty impressive.

As you probably know from my facebook status, I'm a little frustrated over the bolus bullshit (alliteration point!) that's coming this Monday through Wednesday. We have a quiz or paper due in every class but Law. Of course this is all the more reason to believe that JLF3's going to bring the pain with an unannounced Law quiz 1Q UMH (upside my head).

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