It seems obvious to me that if you were to quiz us over anything the day before we start 2 exams in a series of 5, we're going to blow chunks all over said quiz on a consistent basis. If you understand half of anything that we talk about in Immuno, this is equivalent to coloring inside the lines.
Also, why is he surprised that none of us came by his office? Dearest Leader Corum sent him an e-mail and misspelled his name (left out an 'n') and Yanni replied that the highest grade he could now achieve was a 95, and if he did it again he was going to rip out his bladder and use it as a beachball. Okay, so the beachball thing is mine, but it isn't hard to understand why we don't go by his office when we're forced to walk on eggshells around the guy.

What Yanni was really trying to say
If any of you have caught the news in the past week or so, you'd know a federal census worker was found with a noose around his neck in Daniel Boone National Forest and 'Fed' scrawled across his chest. There was an FBI spokesperson on CNN today who said they were trying determine whether its one of three things: A suicide, a homocide, or an accident. An accident? Who accidentally writes "Fed" on his chest and then hangs himself from a tree? Thats a hell of an accident.
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