MAAAAAAAAAAAANGOOOOOOOOOOO

If you're a mango and you're reading this, feel free to juice your damn self and get in my glass. Seriously why can't I find mango mix? Have I drank the entire world's supply of mango mix dry? I certainly hope thats the case, because I'm not really sure what else one would use a mango for -- its crowning achievement as a fruit has to be the mangotini.

Poll shows 51% in Ky. sure Obama was born in U.S.

I'm not even kidding. How stupid is our electorate? Its pretty damn scary how bad your public school education is when you can't even logic out that the president was born in the US. To come up with a logical solution to how he could possibly not be born in the US, you'd have to say that two Honolulu newspapers fabricated a birth over 50 years ago in anticipation this guy would be POTUS. Totally logical, right?

Suck it, public school education.

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