You know already that there are a bajillion COPs cropping up like green chutes after a ...meth lab explosion. That sentence was coming out way too pleasant and I had to somehow find a way to fudge it. Anyway: ETSU, Charleston, Sullivan and (Solomon) Grundy (Want pants too). Now, while I may have called our own beloved COP things such as "The Ronald McDonald College of Pharmacy," and a "grand unethical social experiment to determine the most efficient stimulus in inducing PTSD in professional students" (trademark'd) but trust me, these are the real devils of COPs.
This would otherwise be irrelevant if my ear to the ground hadn't told me that there is now going to be another COP within the state. From what I've heard so far, Midway College is opening a COP in Paintsville and sent out reps as recently as today to find rotation sites for the prospective COP. This is of course coupled with Sullivan COP now having two classes in the
But then shit gets real/weird.
Midway College, as it stands, is a womens-only institution. So does this mean that the Midway COP will be Women's only? Surely not, because that would preclude them from state funds. Also: I'd make fun of them even more because I don't understand the purpose in segregating students into colleges on the basis of gender. Maybe they aren't aware of how babies are made, but
Your prospective degree just got more worthless :(
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