JT informed me that next year’s pharmacy class is 100 female pharmtardstobe and 35 male ‘tardstobe. Based on precedent I should assume this means they’re going to eliminate all of the COP mens bathrooms but one, and I will only get to use that one when someone leaves after a 15 minute stay and a smirk on their face, right? We should start taking votes right now on which male pharmtard will be the first to pull a Tyco Brahe. If you got that last joke – put a gold star by your name, ‘cause you’re special like me.
So I missed out on posting yesterday because I basically did nothing all day – not to say that I did anything today by a long shot. I did, however, read one amazing fact: the US government spent 190 million dollars on a vaccine for swine flu – a disease which has now killed 12 americans. I’d maybe understand if it was *twelve thousand*, but it isn’t. Many people might not realize this, but this isn’t the first swine flu outbreak either. For the millions of people calling for a vaccine, well I guess they don’t realize that the last swine flu outbreak killed 1 person, and the vaccine for swine flu killed 25 people. That’s right: Disease – 1 Vaccine – 25. Where I come from, we call that running up the score, stupid vaccine.
Here’s your daily awesome (x 2 to make up for yesterday):
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