A day off to think about how royally we all got screwed

For those of you that haven't done the math, you're paying a little over $26 for each hour you're at your rotation site. Thats $26 that you have to pay "out of pocket" because we can't get loans to cover this farce. That'd be cool if at least one of you hadn't confessed to just counting pills all day like you were some tech. The going rate for an hour of your pharmtardy skills at this point is about $14, so just be aware that if you're doing tech crap instead of learning -- you're working $40/hr below market value. Also, I'm flat broke after I pay for this rotation. Flat broke in that here are some things I won't be able to pay for: my rent, my car insurance, my books for next semester, my cable bill, and my drug habit (just kidding, tards). Its just nice to know that I'm financially bankrupt to go with my moral bankruptcy...

Bristol Palin goes on "The Today Show" to advocate abstinence

Yeah, once you've been knocked up it's probably not best that you advocate abstinence -- because obviously you didn't stick to the game plan. Did Bill Clinton become an advocate for chastity? Did Ted Kennedy become pro-prohibition? Is Michael Vick the new president of PETA? No. The best quote from the article begins "Regardless of what I did personally..." mmhmm? What you did personally is the perfect reason why abstinence policy doesn't and didn't work. I'm just saying, I don't take dieting tips from hambone.

And thats pretty much all that mattered to me today. I'm gonna break the streak of 3 days straight of awesome video content and post a picture from my personal collection of awesome pictures:



Have fun with your rotations, pharmtards!