Lazy day

So today was an incredibly lazy day for me -- playing the new Pokemon game and shooting some basketball. There's something I forgot to mention yesterday, and it falls under the category of "unbelievably stupid things a tech said." So yesterday my preceptor stops me to ask me if I knew anything that would cause some balls-kicking (my own term) xerostomia (dry mouth for non-pharmtards), because a patient had just presented with said balls-kicking xerostomia. I jokingly said "Well now this interests me more than slapping stickers on fentanyl" and I slid said fentanyl + label across the dispensing island to a tech. Fairly tame for me, considering my past transgressions, right? The tech smarted off "nothing should interest you more than patient care." Screeeeeeeeeeech -- the logic train has now left the tracks, folks. Hey tech -- a monkey can slap this stupid-ass label on this fentanyl, but can he figure out what causes balls-kicking xerostomia? Also, is the guy with the unholy dry mouth not a patient? WTF, tech. On a side note, clonidine may cause balls-kicking xerostomia.

Today's awesome content is the "Ten Funniest Workout Videos":


The last one is a little insensitive, but the guy's face at the end of number 5 is *priceless*