Hilariously crappy weather coverage

I'm watching the live weather coverage of my county being washed off the map and the meteorologist started answering viewer e-mails. Some lady e-mailed him with what road she lived on and all it said was "It's raining and the wind's blowin." It was hilarious because if I was the meteorologist I'd have broken my cool and just said "I SPENT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS ON THIS SATELLITE AND YOU E-MAIL ME TO TELL ME THE DAMN WIND IS BLOWING?" Will update through the night if anything else especially funny happens...