Why yes, this rotation looks absolutely pleasant

I, like most of you right now, am gouging my eyes out at the prospect of doing all this busy work for my rotation. Not only is it faaaaaaaaaaaaar too structured, but the rulebook is heavy enough to go hunting with. I thumbed through it last night and (to borrow a page from John Slone's book) just got an ulcer.

So yeah, thats pretty much all that mattered to me in terms of my life. Here's some current events:

UL Nursing Student Expelled for Blog Posts

Yeah, this is the story they fed all of us pharmtards on the day when they told us about setting up our for-school blog. They didn't fully represent the situation either, because the only way to fully represent what this girl did was "Bitch u stupid." Thats right, I only bothered to spell out the words insulting her, is how stupid she was. She never actually violated HIPPA, which is what I thought happened after what they told us -- but she talked about anonymous patient cases including a suicidal woman who was just "sucking up some valuable Nurse Aide's time around the clock," she also uses the phrase "useless piece of human flesh," and refers to the patient as being whiny and saying she wanted to "take care of people who are actually sick." So yeah, don't believe how the COP represented it, this girl was just pathologically stupid and deserved to be expelled. Also, the article I linked you to is incredibly biased but actually contains the scans of her MySpace page so I used it anyway.

Internet Anonymous Outsmart TIME Magazine

So yeah, see the guy at the top of TIME's top 100 most influential people? Ever heard of him? He owns and operates an internet messageboard lovingly referred to as "the asshole of the internet." The people that post there are simply "Anonymous." Thats right, everybody that posts there has the name name that means absolutely nothing. Now, I'll leave you to wonder if I myself post there or whether I myself was involved in this one...but the anonymous of 4chan repeatedly voted m00t the most influential person, despite TIME resetting the voting several times. They also got the top 21 in such an order so as to spell out "MARBLECAKE ALSO, THE GAME." There's no one really close to m00t, and there's no one even close to catching the top 21 or so people, other than the guy at #22 who's name also starts with an M (and some anonymous accidentally put at #2 for the M in GAME).

And now for daily awesome content: JESUS PWN'D U